50 funny Would You Rather questions for a night with friends
Would You Rather is the simplest party game there is: two options, everyone picks, you argue. But a good Would You Rather question follows one rule: neither answer can be obvious. Here are fifty funny questions, tested to split a table.
Icebreakers
- Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always 20 minutes early?
- Would you rather never eat cheese again or never eat chocolate again?
- Would you rather talk to animals or speak every language in the world?
- Would you rather live without music or without films?
- Would you rather get hiccups once a day or sneeze ten times in a row every morning?
- Would you rather turn invisible at will or fly, but only one metre off the ground?
- Would you rather never feel cold again or never feel hot again?
- Would you rather know the date of your death or the cause of it?
- Would you rather eat only sweet or only savoury food for the rest of your life?
- Would you rather have a perfect memory or a limitless imagination?
Everyday dilemmas
- Would you rather everyone read your messages or everyone see your search history?
- Would you rather never use a lift again or never use an escalator again?
- Would you rather always have one wet sock or always a pebble in your shoe?
- Would you rather your phone always sit at 5% battery or always have slow internet?
- Would you rather sleep 4 hours a night and feel great, or 12 hours and always feel tired?
- Would you rather never sleep in again or never nap again?
- Would you rather live by the sea with no beach or in the mountains with no snow?
- Would you rather have a butler or a personal chef?
- Would you rather sing everything you say or dance every time you walk?
- Would you rather lose all your photos or all your messages?
Questions that start a debate
- Would you rather be very rich and unknown or famous and broke?
- Would you rather relive the same perfect day forever or never know what tomorrow brings?
- Would you rather know what people think of you or never be lied to again?
- Would you rather travel to the past or to the future, with no way back?
- Would you rather have one true friend forever or a hundred friends for a year?
- Would you rather be the funniest person in the group or the smartest?
- Would you rather restart your life at 10 with your memories or get 10 million now?
- Would you rather be remembered forever or be perfectly happy but forgotten?
- Would you rather be able to stop time or rewind the last 10 seconds?
- Would you rather never be able to lie or never know when you’re being lied to?
Absurd questions
- Would you rather have spaghetti fingers or lettuce hair?
- Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?
- Would you rather have a cartoon voice or burp every time you laugh?
- Would you rather have a cat’s tail or bunny ears?
- Would you rather every door you open creak or every step you take squeak?
- Would you rather only drink soup or only eat ice cream?
- Would you rather speak only in rhymes or only in questions?
- Would you rather sneeze glitter or cry orange juice?
- Would you rather be followed everywhere by a pigeon or copied all day by a mime?
- Would you rather have glow-in-the-dark teeth or hair that changes colour with your mood?
Friends edition
- Would you rather your best friend read your diary or your mum read your group chats?
- Would you rather go on holiday with your ex or with your boss?
- Would you rather host every party for the group or never be invited again?
- Would you rather the group find your worst photo or your worst voice note?
- Would you rather always pay the bill or always pick the restaurant?
- Would you rather your friends vote on your haircut or on your holidays?
- Would you rather be the one telling bad jokes or the one who never gets them?
- Would you rather sing karaoke in front of everyone or dance alone in the middle of the floor?
- Would you rather know who talks about you behind your back or never find out?
- Would you rather keep this exact friend group forever or meet a new one every year?
The twist that changes everything
Classic Would You Rather runs out of steam fast because there is nothing to win. The YEK IT! version flips it: everyone answers at the same time, and the minority answer wins. It is no longer about what you prefer, but about guessing what the others will pick so you can answer differently. Every question becomes a small bet on your group.
You can spot a good Would You Rather question by one sign: someone says “wait, wait” before answering.
Even more questions
The YEK IT! app has dozens of dilemmas written in advance, in a SOFT mode for everyone and a SPICY mode for spicier nights, never mixed. The phone stays down, one person reads out loud, and the table does the rest.